Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. ", Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. 3:20. 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So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember theres always madness! So when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I am telling the truth. He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes. Part 1 of 3, Team Fortress 2 Advanced Spy Ninja Tutorial. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didnt. 1. ", [Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. Sniper: "Boom. ], [A BLU Heavy and Pyro are holding the final capture point. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. If you feel your script was not credited, or you want me to cease distributing your script, send me a message and I will either add credit where it is due or remove your script. Ralof: I dont know where were going, but Sovngarde awaits. Award . Now's your chance to Meet the Team. Administrator: "Intruder alert! (Recommended) Copy the script and paste it in a class specific config called engineer.cfg. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. Whats in your hand, back at me. After the first short was released, viewers praised both the quality of the animation and the humour of the script, likening it to productions by professional animation studios such as Pixar. ", [Sniper doffs his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy. Im 33 years old. 5. Its these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Where are they going? ], Heavy: "Pow!" The soundtrack should be clear, without any additional noises, and most importantly it should make the audience feel a certain way. View Page. Stand back son. And the ring of power has a will of its own. ", The videos also helped the game's technology. Even darkness must pass. Valve have stated an intention to release the tool publicly at some point in the future. [Is hit by a crit rocket, explodes. Valve uses the Source Filmmaker which was leaked awhile . ", [Cut to the Soldier holding his Shovel and screaming. At 0:41 the Sniper says "Right up, right up!" 1,118 ratings. Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark, dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp, shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! The Soldier jumps downward, firing a Critical rocket that lands just before he does. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet. Look down, back up, where are you? I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209 ] Engineer: Hey look, buddy. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head. ] Whether you have a commercial spot that needs just that right feel, a video game or an audiobook that needs dynamic and expressive actors, or medical narration that needs someone who can handle that oh-so-tricky pronunciation, weve got you covered. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his fathers sword. Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. Follow/Fav Meet The Smashers. In a blog post [2] telling about upcoming events in the game, the TF2 team confirmed Meet the Pyro would be released sometime in 2012, and also released a shot of the video. Meet the Team is a series of video released by Valve to promote gameplay and show off the classes personality. If you would like to see more features implemented send me a message and I'll do my best, if I find it interesting: TF2-Scripts comes with several settings used to disable certain undesired features; edit them in cfg\_settings.cfg: To install, locate your Team Fortress 2 installation's custom folder (usually located at C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom on Windows), then copy-and-paste the TF2-Scripts there. Our team consists of experienced narrators, engineers, directors, editors, and reviewers. Heavily edited version of the Gold Rush to look like it did in the meet the Sniper short! This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Even if you were too small to understand why. [Skyrim opens with an Imperial wagon driving four prisoners down a snowy mountain pass. I am not a schemer. Many videos using the Source Filmmaker can be found on YouTube[1]. ImIm from Rorikstead. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Nine mercenaries have come together for a job. ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Valve Corporation. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. If we cannot face them, we deny reason itself! And, depending on your needs, our sound experts are committed to producing top-tier audio inpost-productionby using the latest technology and industry best practices. In order to make a living, I work for Kame Yu department stores. "Owh! 3. He could be me! (Motion blur has now been added to the games themselves, though only when the view is moving at high speeds - not per-object as in the film-maker). Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ], [Cut to BLU Heavy performing the Showdown taunt. ], [The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower. Most of them were released alongside the PC-version's class updates, with the exception of Meet the Heavy, which was released alongside Team Fortress 2, and the unreleased video Meet the Pyro. ], Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. By: seatea64. Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. ", [The Soldier runs up to the Sentry gun and rocket jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the Sentry and killing the Engineer in the process. ", [Crickets chirp as the 'recruits' are revealed to be the gibbed heads of BLU team members perched on a gate, all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. Only 'Meet the Pyro' has yet to be released. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. HAHA. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. I bet they had something to do with this. ], Soldier: and then he beat the crap out of every single one. Have a script thats fun, unusual, challenging, or just very good? ], [The kill counter ticks up from 209 to 210], Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. in English in every translation of the video, while the other characters are all translated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. For achieving the best result, it is better to use a professional voice over for your phone system. I am just the wrench in the gears. These changes were most likely made to imply that all of the characters are robots, similar to the game. A collection of scripts I have found to be useful for playing Team Fortress 2. 2. Im currently 33 years old. ], RED Scout: (Behind cover) "Sentry up there! ], Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ], Soldier: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! At the end, when the BLU Medic's severed head falls off the fence, there is a generic bone in place of an exposed spinal column in his neck. 1 . in: Meet the Team, Demoman, Gravel Pit, Tem Fortress 2 Soundtrack Meet the Demoman Edit 400px Released October 9, 2007 Video Length 1:45 Transcript ["Meet the Demoman " text appears"] [ Opening fanfare of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit ] [ Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. The Meet the Team videos are a series of computer-animated shorts starring the various classes of Team Fortress 2. The video uses a modified version of Granary. That is how I cope with this backwards life we find ourselves living. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman taking a drink, also getting blown up by a Crit rocket from off screen. And there it consumed him. Uwaaaaaaah! A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. *to have scripts that automatically runs upon launch make a text file named autoexec. ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. And so nevermore shall we see you again. And that may turn them into TF2 players and customers." The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ", [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper. Its always coupled with 20 minutes of stretching to decompress from the long workday. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! A RED Spy is in the base! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! It came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. TF2 Sample Scripts. Meet the Spy script. : r/copypasta. As the first thing customers hear during the call, IVR is the face of the company. A message to all heavy mains vote for this cosmetic on the workshop so we can hopefully get it in the game. Of course, if I were ever to engage in combat, I would win the battle without question. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. You were trying to cross the border, right? [ Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background ] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didnt want to know the end. ], [The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the Knife with a satisfied expression. Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub. We don't have paywalls or sell mods - we never will. TF2-Scripts comes with several settings used to disable certain undesired features; edit them in cfg\_settings.cfg: AUTO_CROUCH_JUMP CLEAR_CONSOLE_ON_START DEBUG_OUTPUT_ON_START ENGINEER_PDA MUSIC_PLAYER MUSIC_PLAYER_CLASSES NULL_CANCELLING LOADOUT_SWITCH SHOW_NETGRAPH SOLDIER_ROCKET_JUMP SPY_AUTO_DISGUISE SPY_LINES SPY_TAUNT SUICIDE_EXPLOSION A RED Spy is in the base!" The track "More Gun" plays. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. We arent contractually tied down to rationality! Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], Sniper: "Dad? This was the result. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The Heavy is laughing gleefully. My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". Each is designed for broadcast-level sound quality! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. Join. Youre finally awake. I just did what I do best. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. WE RUINED "Meet The Scout" 1:40. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Lets get this over with. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. However, the Spy still has a cigarette in his mouth despite it being knocked out at the exact same time as his tooth. The Medic's head falls off the gate. The video was made on the heels of a Portal video used to promote the personality of that game. Its all wrong By rights we shouldnt even be here. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. Yours, theirs, everyones. All are seated and bound; the one dressed in finery is gagged.]. Headshot." [ Meet the Sniper text appears. Walker recalled that team's pleasure about "the expression on the Heavy at the end when he's shooting and screaming." 2 Script 3 Video 4 Trivia Synopsis Script [ A lone RV is driving down a desert road. One of the main factors behind the commercial success of a movie, documentary, or other film, is a voice over. The capture point which BLU is defending in the video is normally RED's final capture point on Granary; under normal circumstances, BLU cannot hold this capture point during a round in-game. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Meet the Team is a series of video released by Valve to promote gameplay and show off the classes personality. And after my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of health. Although, if I were to fight I wouldnt lose to anyone. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. For as long as I could remember, Ive done everything in my power to live a productive life that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. I have it, its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. The Soldier jumps downward, firing a Critical rocket that lands just before he does. Music resumes. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. If you are interested in launching your voice over career, Edge Studio is the perfect place for you to start. It doesnt matter if you are selling a product, producing an audiobook or eLearning program, or recordingvoice overfor an animated movie, you want a voice that captures nuance, provides exceptional storytelling and leaves the audience wanting more. Music resumes. The Soldier's claim that Sun Tzu is the reason why the word "zoo" exists implies that he thinks the second half of Sun Tzu's name is spelled the same way as "zoo". All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. ], [The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer, while an electric guitar begins to replace the melody of "More Gun". The track "More Gun" plays. The Heavy is laughing gleefully. . Ralof: Watch your tongue! This transcript is for Meet the Spy. ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. 2. ], [The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. 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