[6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. This belongs to a school champion! This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. What the hell? [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. "Min ymmrrn kyll. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. What a stupid question. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. He has no shame. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. 1. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Keep an eye on your inbox. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. [A non-magical AU. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. Like why he hates students so much. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. What are they doing here? Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. [14] Then, he believed that Harry was the one who petrified Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, as he was one of the few people who knew he was a Squib. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Strange, but consensual. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Community content is available under. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Work Search: [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. Book 6, Brotherhood. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Work Search: Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Destiny is not written in stone [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. PEEVES! Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. 8. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. [44], So! He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Find moreerotic stories here. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Oh God Not Again! [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. I am legitimately sad about it now. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. Why would he? Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. 'S deserving of some enjoyment, is n't going to the pet gathering telling! 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